Smoking is good

Good news for smokers, smoking increasing the days of your life. Yes the new survey says that smoking is good for health, if you are a chain smoker your life time will increasing into double as yours (if you died in 50 your actual age is 25). The ingredients of cigarettes are good to our brain, its because smoke goes up. If your other organs need that smoke do it reverse (smoke with nose or place your head in floor and lift your legs then smoke). Smoking not just good for us, our environment was also need it. Scientists says the smoke will cover the ozone layer and increase the level of co2 (of course trees getting co2 in the day so we get more oxygen). If we smoke in empty stomach that will cures the diabetes and blood pressure also remains good( This is new yoga called smoking yoga). But smoke only in private place( if you do in a public place lots of smoke will be wasted). If you need rain create clouds with smoke, Store it in an airtight room open the door after ten days (U.N. needs smokers to create rain in African countries, volunteers can apply).

P.s : After doing these above things 1 year, you have any doubts ask the cemetery keeper.

Disclaimer: This post only for laugh nothing else and cigarette smoking is injurious to health.
Tobacco danger

♦ There are eighteen types of poisonous chemicals in burning tobacco. Namely nicodin, methyl amine, ammonia, pirityne, pressic acid, carbon monoxide, sulpheride hydrogen, calboric acid, mars Cass, lutityne, kolityne, parvaline, koridine, rubidine, virytine, phyrol, pharmic aldehyde, and perphiral.

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